David Simpson

David writes words of many kinds, for business and pleasure. He often collaborates with a mysterious pseudonym, a Mr Woofsson. Woof Woofsson is an unknown writer with few distinguishing features, other than an inexplicable longing to chase cars.

His work has appered on paper in a wide selection of bins and in dark and lonely corners of the internet. Which is generally agreed to be a Good Thing, because most of it is extremely silly or far too serious, or both.

THE CURIOUS CASE OF SUITS
There once was a curious case of clothes,
And a curious suit was one of those,
Why the curious suit was there,
Was one of the curious questions fair.

The curious suit had curious cloth,
And a huge hole from a curious moth,
Curious buttons of which one was missing,
And a curious snakeskin belt once hissing.

There were a pair of curious trousers too,
With curious pockets quite a few,
On the coat were curious lapels,
And all around were curious smells.

And if you’re wondering why this curious verse,
Discusses a curious suit perverse,
The answer you’ll find is equally curious,
It’s to make the curious reader furious.